Dirty Jobs

A day in the life of a Stay At Home Mom. Glamorous, Glamorous. Flying 1st class.... anyway.

I started my day in my "uniform" of a t-shirt, pony tail and capris. Two boys....what more do I need to say really? Spent the day changing lots of poopy diapers by the 1 year old....more than usual. Wiping the 2 year olds butt after he goes potty. Cleaning up pee off of the floor. Cleaning up pee on the toilet from the biggest boy. Cleaning up juice, milk and whatever other substance off of the floor. Vacuuming up crackers off of the floor. Did I mention I have two dogs too? Pulled two ticks off of one dog today. Went to the basement to clean up and do laundry, at least 5 loads today, nothing new there. Decided to wash the dog beds find 1,000's of bugs in their beds. ewww. More laundry. Nap time....now it is time for me to do dishes, clean out the fridge, lots of goodies there! Wash the dogs, their oily coats are stinky. Forgot to put a bag in the diaper champ and it is starting to smell .... pull out the diapers one by one along with used wipes, q-tips and whatever else is in there and put them in a bag. Oh, don't forget the bathroom garbage! My 2 year old tells me someone pooped in the toilet as there are obvious stains...need to get to that today too. Forever trying to get to the floor of the play room...if there is one! One day in the life! Glamorous!